Pimp out your reel mower the easy way
A reel mower, in case you didn’t know, has the best of two worlds. On one side, it multiplies your own physical strength, helping you out when mowing your lawn. You end up cutting grass and exercising at the same time. On the other hand, due to the fact that it doesn’t run on gasoline and it doesn’t need an oil change, it helps the environment a great deal. No smoke pollution, no use of non renewable resources and, maybe most importantly for your own sanity, no loud mowing noise.
Reel lawn mowers come in a variety of colors and with prices for all budgets. You can get a cheap new one for around 40$ and an used one for even less. If you can afford and have a choice, I would recommend picking a reel mower color to suit your mood. I mean, seriously, do you want to show up with yet another green reel mower, the same color your whole neighborhood has?
Stand out for a change, even if it’s only through your reel lawn mower. Make a statement. After all, you might take your reel mower our for a spin more often than Bill takes his sports car. Do you feel adventurous? Want to attract the ladies? Go with a striking red reel mower. Driving a convertible? Pfua! Old news. Mowing your lawn with a crazy red reel mower while wearing a tight muscle shirt – now that’s what I’m talking about!
Need some peace? Maybe mowing the lawn is like a yoga practice for you, a meditative state. Settle for a deep blue or malachite green reel mower. Go out there and cut the grass slowly. Feel the grass blades with your bare feet. Enjoy the sun’s heat on your bare back. You are one with nature, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Now if you just want to have some fun while trimming your scenery, splurge on an orange or bright yellow reel mower. That would definitely put the F in fun. Push it with ardor, jump a little while at it, take fancy turns, the lawn is your oyster! Don’t settle for the same old grass cutting patterns your boring neighbor is using. Get creative, fancy moves are not only for ball rooms and tattoo parlors.
Let’s say you can’t find the a particular reel mover with the perfect color. Get a paint job! Either take it to a professional, like the ones doing paint jobs for cars or if your budget is tight, do it yourself. Take a trip down to the hardware store, ask your friendly seller what would he recommend for a reel mower paint job, get enough supplies so you don’t have to go out twice and get to work.

Painting the reel mower yourself is even better as you can induce all those crazy patterns you’ve seen on The Fast and the Furious or Martha Stewart show (seriously). It doesn’t have to be an identical replica – as long as it fits the purpose and you enjoy the end result – it’s all grass and sunshine on your lawn. Hose it down, add some sprinkles and you’re ready to go.
You see, once you start showing up with a pimped out reel mower on your front lawn, the neighbors will go nuts! Pretty soon you will see each and every one of them coming up to ask how did you do it or if they can buy it from you. Most people lack imagination and think you need an arts degree, an expensive canvas and a truckload of colors to express yourself. Wrong! The humble reel mower is all you need. That, and love of course.
Now that you are on the right track and have the proper sharp blades and colors, don’t stop here. Experiment with the grass patterns, trim your bushes the wild way, add some funky painted rocks. Your lawn will brighten, your neighbors will be envious and life will only get better. All from that cheap, lonesome reel mower you just wanted to be done with.